Most folks just call me Murv. I'm a fiction author, which means I'm really just a big kid who gets paid to make up entertaining lies. While I pen a series of dark, paranormal thriller novels for a paycheck, I also like to write about the other silliness that pops into my head - which is something that happens all too often and is why I call this blog Brainpan Leakage. As you will see, this is where I empty my skull of the insanity that gets in the way of me writing for a living. Some of the entries here are serious, but the vast majority are tongue in cheek satire with a liberal dash of reality thrown in just to keep you guessing. After all, life is pretty much absurd even on the good days, so why not have some fun with it?
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