Purina Diet

[MRSellars]

Yeah, this one has been around the block a few times, but it just popped up again and I got a fresh laugh out of it...

MR


Purina diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in line
to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
Hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
Intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in
both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet
story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy,
inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse
with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two ever y time you feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified,
she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I
ended up in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit
me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out...

[Crystal Rose]

*snickers* ... I have heard that one before, but it still amuses me